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Brian’s song

Greg Fox — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 06:38:01 +0000

With no one answering phones at the Complaint Desk, our moribund Whine Cellar author checks backs in with his faithful follower. Ok, maybe he's reached double digits at this point, but they know him all too well. The lack of writing in recent months has nothing to do with him being any less prolific than other fantasy column castigators. They figure his absence has more to do with him not being able to lead a normal life while Brian Fuentes roams the earth.

Skating on thin ice

Jeff Andriesse — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:20:08 +0000

It's been a while, whiners. I feel like I need to update you on what's happening out there. Turns out its some pretty heady, and whiney, stuff.

Inconceivable

Greg Fox — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:30:47 +0000

Greg's long-awaited, much-anticipated return to writing hasn't done anything for his morale. He remains stupefied by the stupidity of the stupid... particularly in major league baseball. The only thing the acclaimed Whine Cellar author needs to figure out is why he is writing about baseball salaries in the middle of December.

Setting Suns

Jeff Andriesse — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:05:13 +0000

As soon as I drafted Steve Nash in the second round this year, I new it was too good to be true. Not only had I taken Amare Stoudemire in the first round, but Nash fell and fell to where he would have been a steal if his numbers from a year ago held up. Well, those numbers haven't held up.

Only to me

Jeff Andriesse — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:28:03 +0000

We're barely into the NBA season, and I've compiled a master list of things that could only happen to me...

The stats lie

Greg Fox — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:55:09 +0000

If anyone thought fantasy sports ruled too much of my life before, don't look now. For one of the few times since I've been running my basketball league, I didn't check our league standings after a paltry three games on Thursday evening.

The Daily Whine: The Return of Grandmama

Paul Lee — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:51:24 +0000

New Rotowhine blogger Paul Lee's first post is a screed on the Kansas City Chiefs offense, or as it's called, "Giving the People What They Want". If Larry Johnson did indeed dress himself up as Grandmama, would he verbally and physically abuse himself? Don't answer that.

Opening night kidders

Jeff Andriesse — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:21:45 +0000

That was quick. Night one of the NBA, three measly games, and my season is already over.

Rotowhine Fantasy Basketball Preview: Centers

Jeff Andriesse — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:07:41 +0000

Jeff ranks the top centers in the final Rotowhine Fantasy Basketball Preview positional breakdown.

Rotowhine Fantasy Basketball Preview: Power Forwards

Jeff Andriesse — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:27:13 +0000

Jeff breaks down the top power forwards for the upcoming fantasy basketball season.