August 24, 2008 – 11:46 pm
While watching another one of his pitchers get handed a despicable fate by a closer, Greg again turns his attention to football. This type of decision usually results in night sweats, but never fear - he has taken his first Ambien CR. Not surprisingly, the author of the famed Whine Cellar still can’t get to sleep, though he must be babbling something in borderline REM, since he did rank Ricky Williams in his latest Top 50.
August 21, 2008 – 12:32 am
If you are just starting to prepare for your draft, ya best pull up a chair and let Uncle Jeff weave some tall tales about the goings on throughout the league. In the latest football preview article, he breaks down each team’s depth chart into levels of fantasy relevance.
August 20, 2008 – 3:08 pm
Rotowhine is pleased to present its newest Guest Contributor, Brad Rysz of RotoExperts.com. Brad stops by to help Jeff and Greg with some tough fantasy football decisions as the season is bearing down on them and they are feeling a little tied to the tracks.
August 17, 2008 – 1:26 am
Not one to normally throw stones, the author of the Whine Cellar feels compelled to share with his readers his thoughts on the typical fantasy football owner. After 20 years of competition, Greg has regressed to gibbon status, but has at least maintained a 3rd grade reading level. He readily accepts his personal demise as he still feels light years superior to anyone who goes into his fantasy football draft with any sort of plan.
August 14, 2008 – 8:44 pm
Rotowhine continues to strive to bring you the best and most negative fantasy football content on the web in preparation for what is sure to be a horrific season. Keep ya head up and check out Jeff’s 10 Guys to Avoid in this week’s Complaint Desk.
August 7, 2008 – 11:18 pm
In this edition of the Whine Cellar, rebel Greg implores fantasy football owners everywhere to follow his example and not pay attention. He is of course referring to his mommy, but this advice can also be used as a drafting tool. Backup running backs are where it’s at and Greg takes a look at some of the best.
August 7, 2008 – 12:10 pm
Jeff throws out some fantasy football breakout candidates for the 2008 season in the latest Complaint Desk.
On the Couch is a new Rotowhine.com feature put in place to literally help Jeff and Greg deal with their deep-seeded fantasy sports issues in ways modern psychiatry has frankly failed them. With the MLB trade deadline, fantasy football preseason and major NBA offseason movement swirling around them, the reclining duo asks and answers the fantasy questions on everyone’s mind.
If you want to quibble, Rotowhine the blog is three and a half years old. If you are desperate for a column idea, Rotowhine has turned 1 this month and Jeff Andriesse is celebrating. In this century’s installment of The Complaint Desk, Jeff thinks back on all the blood, sweat and whines that have gone into this web site in the last 12 months.
Having already completed Rounds 1 through 5 of their hotly anticipated Fantasy Football Mock Draft, the guys at Rotowhine decided to build the suspense for Rounds 6-10 by waiting nearly a month in between. What follows is the result of thousands of hours doing no research whatsoever. In fact, Jeff and Greg are likely to discuss more baseball and basketball than football in the below prose. Fear not however - this analysis comes with a sheen of expertise as Jeff won the championship in all three of his leagues last year and Greg… well, Greg also owns a computer and can get on the internet. Enjoy.
