With no one answering phones at the Complaint Desk, our moribund Whine Cellar author checks backs in with his faithful follower. Ok, maybe he’s reached double digits at this point, but they know him all too well. The lack of writing in recent months has nothing to do with him being any less prolific than other fantasy column castigators. They figure his absence has more to do with him not being able to lead a normal life while Brian Fuentes roams the earth.
It’s been a while, whiners. I feel like I need to update you on what’s happening out there. Turns out its some pretty heady, and whiney, stuff.
Greg’s long-awaited, much-anticipated return to writing hasn’t done anything for his morale. He remains stupefied by the stupidity of the stupid… particularly in major league baseball. The only thing the acclaimed Whine Cellar author needs to figure out is why he is writing about baseball salaries in the middle of December.
As soon as I drafted Steve Nash in the second round this year, I new it was too good to be true. Not only had I taken Amare Stoudemire in the first round, but Nash fell and fell to where he would have been a steal if his numbers from a year ago held up. Well, those numbers haven’t held up.
We’re barely into the NBA season, and I’ve compiled a master list of things that could only happen to me…
If anyone thought fantasy sports ruled too much of my life before, don’t look now. For one of the few times since I’ve been running my basketball league, I didn’t check our league standings after a paltry three games on Thursday evening.
New Rotowhine blogger Paul Lee’s first post is a screed on the Kansas City Chiefs offense, or as it’s called, “Giving the People What They Want”. If Larry Johnson did indeed dress himself up as Grandmama, would he verbally and physically abuse himself? Don’t answer that.
That was quick. Night one of the NBA, three measly games, and my season is already over.
Jeff ranks the top centers in the final Rotowhine Fantasy Basketball Preview positional breakdown.
Jeff breaks down the top power forwards for the upcoming fantasy basketball season.
